notxam: lose yourself to danse manatee
OH SHIT MY NEOPETS
snckpck: GIRLS! YOU SHOULD FEEL BEAUTIFUL 24/7! NO ONE REALLY CARES IF YOUR SMILE IS WONKY/HOW YOUR NOSE LOOKS. IF YOU ARE CONFIDENT IT DOESNT MATTER!!!!
Concept game: a racing game but all of the cars are Pontiac Aztecs
cristobalite: *no church in the wild instrumental* SUPERCUTS
brandnewswastikas: I have a very heavy Northern Californian accent. Everything I say sounds like somebody ditching school and longboarding to that store that specializes in hand blown glass pipes.
orbsteeb: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM
snckpck: always upgrade the fries and never be afraid to kiss someone
jav-incandenza: sext: I am long and hard. I go inside you and it hurts. I am a javelin and you’re dying
richwhitelesbian: wizcoylifa: fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people) “ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
I AM FUCKING THIRSTY
MY STEP MOMS FRIEND GOT MURDERED BY HER HUSBAND THIS MORNIG HAPPY MONDAY
fuckdemolition: I don’t get people who are disgusted by body hair. It’s a body, it grows hair. Like seriously, what the fuck is the issue?
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who...
powerburial: things to remember: nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
IN OTHER NEWS I’M DONE WITH INTRODUCTORY MECHANICS FOREVER
ONE MORE FINAL
TRYING TO REGISTER FOR CLASSES AT A COMMUNITY COLLEGE HAS LITERALLY BEEN THE MOST STRESSFUL PART OF THIS SEMESTER JESUS H. CHRIST