March 2012
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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kindlesong: I like the new buttons but there’s a lot of other stuff they should be doing instead of this
Feb 28th
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WHY AM I INSIDE RIGHT NOW IT’S GORGEOUS OUTSIDE 
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“If we had 51% women in Congress, do you think we’d be debating access to...”
– Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (via subconciousevolution)
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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therealsarfie: the only people that hate on sex are the people that dont have sex
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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triphop replied to your post: MY PARENTS ARE GOING ON A WEEKLONG CRUISE IN 13… this is the perfect opportunity for me to go to your house and rape you
Feb 26th
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I WENT FOR A RUN AND IT WAS REALLY NICE OUT TODAY I LOVE RUNNING
Feb 26th
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MY PARENTS ARE GOING ON A WEEKLONG CRUISE IN 13 DAYS
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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javelins: bagels are pretty suspicious too… Hey! Senator McCarthy! i think you have a few questions for this tub of ice cream. and these bagels. and cookies are so fucking communist you should probably take care of them too. Death Row for everyone. extinguish the red! the horror of red! I Ate A Communist, the new horror film at your local moving picture theatre. see it today with your friends....
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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I LOVE RUBBING MY LEGS TOGETHER 
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Listenfacethedawn: Tracy Chapman - Fast Car We’ve...
Feb 24th
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EVERYTHING HAS BEEN PISSING ME OFF LATELY 
Feb 24th
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javeleezy: “wiggle your big toe.”
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY ANY OF THE GUYS IN ONE DIRECTION ARE EVEN REMOTELY HETEROSEXUAL 
Feb 24th
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I GOT AN ACCEPTANCE PACKET FROM UMBC TODAY LOL
Feb 24th
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Religious people outside the mountainlair...
Mormon man: Hello, do you mind if I share with you--
Me: No thank you I love satan,
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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I REALLY LIKE BEETHOVEN I’M LISTENING TO BEETHOVEN RIGHT NOW
Feb 22nd
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Everyone: You can only drink San Pellegrino for the rest of your life nothing else
Me: ok
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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SAN PELLEGRINO FOREVER
Feb 22nd
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Anonymous asked: is your blog named after the primus song or the ringtone on sims
Feb 22nd
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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I’M GONNA GO TO WEST VIRGINIA FOR THREE DAYS TO VISIT MY SISTER BYE EVERYONE XOXOXO
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FATHER
Dad: Be careful this weekend college kids might talk you into doing some of the shots
Me: uh
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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blackmormon: whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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