March 2012
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Please do me a favor and vote for my essay for... →
February 2012
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kindlesong:
I like the new buttons but there’s a lot of other stuff they should be doing instead of this
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WHY AM I INSIDE RIGHT NOW IT’S GORGEOUS OUTSIDE
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If we had 51% women in Congress, do you think we’d be debating access to...
– Sen. Kristen Gillibrand (via subconciousevolution)
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therealsarfie:
the only people that hate on sex are the people that dont have sex
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triphop replied to your post: MY PARENTS ARE GOING ON A WEEKLONG CRUISE IN 13…
this is the perfect opportunity for me to go to your house and rape you
I WENT FOR A RUN AND IT WAS REALLY NICE OUT TODAY I LOVE RUNNING
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MY PARENTS ARE GOING ON A WEEKLONG CRUISE IN 13 DAYS
javelins:
bagels are pretty suspicious too… Hey! Senator McCarthy! i think you have a few questions for this tub of ice cream. and these bagels. and cookies are so fucking communist you should probably take care of them too. Death Row for everyone. extinguish the red! the horror of red! I Ate A Communist, the new horror film at your local moving picture theatre. see it today with your friends....
I LOVE RUBBING MY LEGS TOGETHER
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EVERYTHING HAS BEEN PISSING ME OFF LATELY
javeleezy:
“wiggle your big toe.”
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THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY ANY OF THE GUYS IN ONE DIRECTION ARE EVEN REMOTELY HETEROSEXUAL
I GOT AN ACCEPTANCE PACKET FROM UMBC TODAY
LOL
Religious people outside the mountainlair...
Mormon man: Hello, do you mind if I share with you--
Me: No thank you I love satan,
I REALLY LIKE BEETHOVEN I’M LISTENING TO BEETHOVEN RIGHT NOW
Everyone: You can only drink San Pellegrino for the rest of your life nothing else
Me: ok
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SAN PELLEGRINO FOREVER
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Anonymous asked: is your blog named after the primus song or the ringtone on sims
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I’M GONNA GO TO WEST VIRGINIA FOR THREE DAYS TO VISIT MY SISTER BYE EVERYONE XOXOXO
CONVERSATIONS WITH MY FATHER
Dad: Be careful this weekend college kids might talk you into doing some of the shots
Me: uh
blackmormon:
whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs? one is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean